martes, 12 de junio de 2012

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


 Jean-Paul Sartre:
         In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the
         chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

 Ludwig Wittgenstein:
         The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects
         "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which
         caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
 Albert Einstein:
         Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
         chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
 Aristotle:
         To actualize its potential.

 Samuel Beckett:
         It got tired of waiting.

 Buddha:
         If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature
Rafael Fernández:
         It's a selfish impulse.